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"Well, one clue is that the word 'you' is misspelled," you explain.
"Big deal," responds the head guard. "My nephew uses 'u' all the time. So does all his friends."
"True," you concede. "But there is a difference between how you write and talk between friends and how you write official news and signs. Official, and true, notices should be held to a higher standard."
The guard reluctantly agrees. "True, but what about those of us who can't spell because we've taken too many orc hits on the head?"
"Well, no one is perfect. That's why typos are just part of the clues to identify fake news."
"You mean there's more?"